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And May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor

1.08.2014
BUT THEY AREN'T! 

I have a simple equation for you today tonight, whatever.

Frozen pipes + no water = a lot of problems.

What are those problems you ask? Ohh. Oh I'll tell you!

+No hot bath. MAJOR PROBLEM! Especially considering I worked at the remodel today and I'm covered in dirt.
+I can't brush my teeth and I ate garlic knots for dinner. Sorry Jon.
+I can't wash any of the piled high dishes. Okay so this ones not that bad.
+I'm craving water like nobody's business, BUT NOOOOO. Even my fridge refuses to make water.
+I'm running out of clothes! Not really, but the ones I want are dirty. 
+I can't use the bathroom without it staying there. EWW.
+My dogs won't leave me alone because they are thirsty. So therefore I have welcomed them to the toilet bowl that I'm not using. Ugh.

Now I'm off to chug listerine and wipe myself down with baby wipes. Not to mention I'm heading to bed grumpy, cold and dirty. Hope you are happy mother nature. I swear if you bring my me monthly gift on top of all of this. Oh. We will have problems.

PS. I promise to come back on Friday in a much happier mood. #thatisiftheworldthawsout.

PPS. These pictures and this sign are the only thing keeping me sane right now. I'm picturing myself in that hammock right now. One day. One day...
7 comments on "And May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor"
  1. No, but really, this cold snap is killing me!! Luckily, the water is still running in my building. Feel free to hop on the next plane to Boston, where running (albeit cold as balls) water is still prevalent! :P That is if you like -9 degree weather...

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  2. Hope you get water soon! Maybe go to the dollar store and get some bottles? Friday is a new day hehe :) Oh! I am follow you on Bloglovin', would love if you followed back. Share the love!

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  3. Oh no!!! That's awful! :( I'm sorry! Here's to joining you on the beach! :)

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  4. Oh gosh!!! I am SO sorry!! My best friend didn't have water the other day, due to this weather too!! :( Hope you get it ASAP!

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  5. Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that! I would feel the exact same way girl, just let it all out!

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  6. Your blog hasn't worked for me the last few days, so I'm just now getting caught up. I'm so sorry you were without water! I woke up without power Tuesday morning, so I feel your pain! See you in 2 (!!!) days!!

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  7. Now having water would be extremely frustrating!! Hope that gets fixed soon!

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